birth control should be required to get into college
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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