Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
