ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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