in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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