whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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