Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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