id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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