I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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