I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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