Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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