I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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