if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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