Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
