Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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