So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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