i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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