The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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