i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
