So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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