I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Porn is love you can see.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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