I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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