Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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