i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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