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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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