Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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