I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize