He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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