Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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