When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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