yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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