just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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