Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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