try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
