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(314): View more from Missouri

I think i peed on brittanys purse

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(336): View more from North Carolina

There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.

(336): View more from North Carolina

This is god's gift to the unemployed.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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(330): View more from Ohio

you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

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(205): View more from Alabama

my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house

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(407): View more from Florida

this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks

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