Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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