"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
