Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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