At least make sure they are 18
Why
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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