This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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