You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
My dick has a subreddit
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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