he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
