I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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