if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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