evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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