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You smell like stripper and shame
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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