Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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