Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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