as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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