she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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