is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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