false alarm. still invincible.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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