Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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