we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
