Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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