I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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