Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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