It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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