Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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